I once took a guy home with the intention of having my first ever one-night stand, but when we got into bed I realized I couldn't go through with it. It was a pretty awkward situation to be in considering I dragged this dude into the back of a cab in the middle of a blizzard, taking him all the way to Brooklyn even though he lived in Hell's Kitchen, and all the while I enumerated the various filthy ways I planned on riding him once we got home. Regardless, I am entitled to change my mind without exception. And change my mind I did. I thought for a moment and responded, "I washed the sheets today. And if I jack you off now you're just going to get cum all over them.
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A newly single man described a dilemma to me. Some of it shot into his mouth — an accidental, and impressively powerful, hole in one. That is the most chivalrous cum-shot I have ever heard of. A successful sexual encounter will require many negotiations — some conducted explicitly, others through gesture and subtext.
Where Your Dude Likes to Cum and What it Says About Him
There's a lot of discussion on the best places to have sex, but I want to give solo sex some attention. What are the best places to masturbate? And that's not just because I'm so single I drew faces on my potatoes so we could have a chat before I baked them. It's because while you often learn how to be good in bed by learning what your partner likes, with masturbation you are very much are your own. But there are still good masturbation techniques you should know, and it's just as important to mix things up in your alone life as your sex life.