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Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information. This joke may contain profanity. NSFW - A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. What are you doing? The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband.

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A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing? He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch.

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