Top definition. Mayan Beer Bong. A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally. The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
Equally alarming are the new forms of drinking teens reportedly have devised. That science project Junior's been working so hard on? It may have less to do with physics class and more to do with ways to deliver alcohol to the blood that boost the buzz and prevent getting caught. It's known as "slimming.
An alcohol enema , also known colloquially as butt-chugging , is the act of introducing alcohol into the rectum and colon via the anus , i. This method of alcohol consumption can be dangerous and even deadly because it leads to faster intoxication since the alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream and bypasses the body's ability to reject the toxin by vomiting. Two reported techniques specific to alcohol enemas are by inserting into the rectum either an alcohol-soaked tampon  or tubing connected to a funnel into which alcohol is poured,  known as a beer bong.
Support the independent voice of Phoenix and help keep the future of New Times free. Let's take a deep, unadulterated breath here. Getting the attention of parents is one way to do that -- hence, the emphasis on the sensational. If a teen has vodka, it's safe to say that the teen is going to drink it, not soak a tampon in it or snort it.